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How can you be so weak at swos - Karks K
    Re: How can you be so weak at swos - Paul Turner
How can you be so stupid? - Karks K
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How can you be so stupid and bad at all - Karks K
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From: Karks K <karks.k@caramail.com>
To: Paul Turner <paul@1turner1.freeserve.co.uk>
Sent: Monday, November 20, 2000 4:34 PM
Subject: Re[1] hahahahahahahaha

> -------Message d'origine-------
> De : "Paul Turner" <paul@1turner1.freeserve.co.uk>
> Date : 16/11/2000 23:27:51
>
> If it makes you happy I'll put your records on my site...
>
I would not be so happy, but it's normal to put records in
the section records...
> >Eventhaugh, i can't really beleive you can reach my
scores,
> >cause you ll always be to late with the mentality you've
> >got, like your nation which only win one time a cup...
>
> Ok, my petit French friend. You have to try and insult
me don't you, well
> this doesn't matter to me one bit. You've got some
mentality there pal!
Ah got nothing for your case.
>
> >Do you want to know about my records?
> >do you want to know how i manage to score easily?
> >What do you want more.
> >Your defensive, offensive and all of your records are
weaks
> >and all beaten by me.
> >Half of your site's section have no sense to be...
>
> erm... how can a defensive record of no goals conceeded
be weak?
It's weak when someone (me) have done better because
conceeded 0 goals in X matchs (X far better than 60).
>
> Boom!
Boom boom boom boomboomboomboomboomboom, Splash, the
357ieme goal is in the cage, it's a new records you can
admit. What proof do you want, you want to come in my home
and see the records when i'll performed it, you have to
trust people. When you say you do 0 goals in 60 matchs, i
have to trust (for me it's easier cause i'have done
better), you can use restarts And for me, it's the same
thing i have prouve you a 99-0 cause it's possible but
more, i cannot prouve it cause it's imossible to prouve...

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From: Karks K <karks.k@caramail.com>
To: Paul Turner <paul@1turner1.freeserve.co.uk>
Sent: Tuesday, November 21, 2000 4:11 AM
Subject: Re[1] Re[1] Re[1] Re[1] Re[1] Re[1] Re[1] Re[1] How can you be so stupid and bad at all

> -------Message d'origine-------
> De : "Paul Turner" <paul@1turner1.freeserve.co.uk>
> Date : 16/11/2000 23:18:49
>
> Karks,
>
> >let the section go... but take the time to realize that i
> >am may be much more stronger than any one on earth. I'am
> >not pretentieux at all, just rational...
>
> Maybe... Maybe not!? When you ask me to let the section
go... do you mean
> that I should delete it, or keep it?
Keep it.
>
> >When i shot i
> >score! I usually got 22 shots for 20 goals, against
someone
> >link you (no offense) i cannot loose...
>
> It is different playing against humans rather than
computer - especially me.
> Computer makes too many mistakes and gives too many
chances with no flair or
> imagination!

Perhaps but the goal keeper you could not control him so
that when i will shot, you will conceeded a goal.
And why could't you score more goals if the computer makes
so many mistakes (Pt's reply: cause i play a sexy football!)

> >The strongest teams
> >played by the computer are all beaten by more than 20
gaols
> >in a three minutes match (i know more than 2 mins cos pc,
> >but it's written 3...), for exemple, liverpool 23-0,
Bayer
> >21-0; arsenal 32-0...
>
> I accept that with practice on goals, this is possible.
>
> >And against weak teams, i raise my
> >score at easily 40 or 50 goals when in a good form. For
> >357, there is a special techique, so that i cannot
reveal...
>
> So you say. I'd like to know that special technique, I
suspect it maybe
> involves changing the other team's tactics?
>
Oh my god, how can you do that.
> >Please, if you want to prouve me you are very strong,
train
> >a month with your strongest favorite team and try to be
the
> >more offensive as you can be.
>
> I think that I do not take Sensible Soccer as seriously
as you do. I play
> to relax and have some fun, not concentrate too hard on
making so many big
> scores. I do not take the game seriously enough now to
take a month for
> practicing. I would rather be serious about real
football and spend a month
> practiving that. If my page is more complete in the
future and I get time
> to play more SWOS, then I might try to score as many as
you do. But... for
> now... non.
>
I play relaxing Paul, seriously, i play when relaxing...
Can you send me your highlights and match of your 26-0, i
want to see the century's match.
> >Eventhaugh, i can't really beleive you can reach my
scores,
> >cause you ll always be to late with the mentality you've
> >got, like your nation which only win one time a cup...
>
> You probably wouldn't believe that...
>
I would beleive you as you beleive me, with proof and
performance, you have no performance and so no proof at all.
> >I hope you'll progress and give me the proof of your real
> >power...
>
> We'll see...
>
In how many month, thanx to me i'm here, or you would never
progress.
>
>
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From: Karks K <karks.k@caramail.com>
To: Paul Turner <paul@1turner1.freeserve.co.uk>
Sent: Tuesday, November 21, 2000 11:17 AM
Subject: Re[1]

> -------Message d'origine-------
> De : "Paul Turner" <paul@1turner1.freeserve.co.uk>
> Date : 17/11/2000 13:37:36
>
> >Ps: i never use restarts.(trust me) Curious, with craps
you
> >score 4 goals against acmilan and with your best team
it's
> >not really better, how many restarts did you used???
Reply tome Paul, i repeat Curious, with craps you
score 4 goals against acmilan and with your best team it's
not really better???

>
> For the Milan match, I only played 4 times before I got 4-
0! And in this
> tournament you are allowed to restart.
It's because it's completly nonsense
>
> >Too bad for you football isn't played by 5 years old
> >children instead of athletles.
Why did't you reply here!
> >And the average of restarts when you wanna do a good
champ,
> >What's the number, I m so curious.
>
> I never restart in a career or diy! I never restarted in
Damian's
> tournament.
Perhaps in damien tournament, but as i told you, you say
that when you want to do a good carrer or diy , you use
restarts...( To tell the exact truth, you say that when
you doesn't matter you use no restarts so that, when it
matters, you use it!!!!! I was very surprise to learn
that...
>
> >Boom!
>
> >You use a lot of attackers, i think 4 or 5, how dare you
> >say i use a lot of attackers. moreover, you're wrong, i
> >only use 1, do some little maths if you cannot count
> >yourself !
>
> I don't understand you here. Your Barcelona line-up was
this:
>
> Baia G
>
> Ceballos RW Radchenko LW Stoichkov
A
>
> Ronaldo A
>
> Guardiola M
> De Bilde
A
Enrique RB
>
> Donis LW Sergi LB
> Giovanni A
>
> How dare I? I am wrong? I think I am right. Maybe you
should tell me your
> best Barcelona line-up with all the best players then.
You really doesn't understand a thing!
I play with one attackers in attack!!!!
The others are in defense or wing and never scored from
this position, Stoich. and bilde have scored a few goals...
The best line up would be every players to their post of
course... Barjuan an enrique are players of barcelone, so
that i play with them, that does'nt mean i would by them to
be stronger ...
>
> >Try relaxing, you'll play swos better.
>
> G.. thanks for the tip, I hardly stress when I am playing
SWOS...
i know...
>
>
>
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From: Karks K <karks.k@caramail.com>
To: Paul Turner <paul@1turner1.freeserve.co.uk>
Sent: Tuesday, November 21, 2000 11:21 AM
Subject: Re[1] Re[1] Re[1]

Perhaps, it's because i am speaking in english cause we
can't understand each other...
> -------Message d'origine-------
> De : "Paul Turner" <paul@1turner1.freeserve.co.uk>
> Date : 20/11/2000 13:24:18
>
> >Here is what you said to me ( shows that you usually use
> >restarts.)
> >"I only played for a laugh, Damian
> >needed some people to enter. I didn't know what the
target
> >was, so I just
> >played the matchs one after the other (no restarts)"
> >Here is the proof! that you are a liar (no offense PT).
>
> No offence taken Karks, but I really don't understand
you. You quoted me
> saying that I do not use restarts, and you say this means
I do?
> "played the matches one after the other" means that I
played all 7 or 8
> matches as 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8.
> This does not prove that I am a liar. You should know
that I am not a liar.
>
> >I accuse you of being a liar because you said to me your
> >tournament in Sensible Fantasy was bad BECAUSE you didn't
> >use restarts, so stop lying and giving excuses and always
> >changing point of view please.
>
> Oh, I see what you are saying know. You think that if I
played the
> tournament again I would use restarts to get a higher
score. Well, if I did
> play again then if I got a crap score in a match, then
maybe I might. This
> is because the aim of the tournament is to score most
goals, and Damian has
> not asked people to avoid restarts, it is my choice if I
wanted to restart.
> I never lied, so I think it is very strange to accuse me
of lying.
>
> In fact, last week I played the first match in that
tournament again with
> Manchester UTD. I played first time, and scored 30-2. I
didn't restart,
> and I am quite happy with that score.
>
> >your site is your site, but swos is swos, and when you
say
> >rubbishes it's on your responsability, never heard of the
> >netiquette ????
>
> netiquette? etiquette? I am responsible for my site, and
I use as much
> etiquette as I feel I need to.
>
> PT
>


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